swoogy:

"but that’s incest"

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"but they hate each other"

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"but they’re both straight"

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"but one of them is dead"

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(via a-superwholocked-phan)

allabitofablur:

usapotterfan:

I was just reading a John/Mary ficlet and it wasn’t until it said the baby’s name was Dean that I realized I was in the wrong damn fandom

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(via mspastelcat)

wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

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(Source: screenburned, via carcinogenerator)

My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions.

I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality.

And it will be the death of me.

(Source: wordsbydelaney, via juliuscaesarofficial)

unwrapping:

Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr!

unwrapping:

Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr!

(Source: tumblr.com, via whoaitsahope)

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

(via satan-official)

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

(via screwdaturl)

Anonymous asked: No my name is Watson

juliuscaesarofficial:

what, son?

the-hogwarts-owl:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

God’s dad was an alcoholic gay man

I swear this show is on drugs

No, but Robert Singer, guys, he is literally one of the fathers of Supernatural??!???

(Source: frecklechester, via carcinogenerator)

mypatronusisyou:

I love how Artemis doesn’t hate being famous

like every book series where the main character is famous, they’re always like OH, MISERY AND WOE, FAME IS A FICKLE FRIEND, WHY MUST I BE ENSLAVED TO MY GLORY, DON’T LOOK AT ME

but Artemis is just like PEASANTS I’M ARTEMIS FOWL YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME, I FUCKED A LOT OF SHIT UP AND YOU’RE NEXT

and people just drop their weapons like OH SHIT SORRY WRONG NUMBER I HEAR MY MOTHER CALLING ME I WILL NOT PASS GO I WILL NOT COLLECT $200

and Artemis is like

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(via petrichorical-syzygy)